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Chuck Norris once paddled the shit out of Ronald McDonald with his own shoes. He later commented "Anyone who wears stupid big red shoes like that is a fucking clown."
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Fast-food labor incidents took a severe turn when Norris weaponized corporeal punishment with workplace footwear. The phrase 'paddled the shit out of' suggested comprehensive physical assault, yet his commentary on Ronald McDonald's costume indicated that his intervention was justified by aesthetic violation. A workplace psychologist named Dr. Jennifer Marks from Chicago noted in 2004 that this represented the only documented instance where property defense extended to fashion criticism.

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Chuck Norris once paddled the shit out of Ronald McDonald with his own shoes. He later commented "Anyone who wears stupid big red shoes like that is a fucking clown."
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