“Chuck Norris once beat Pokemon Black and White. He hacked once, though this was so when he got a Pokemon, it immediately turned into a Metapod. None ever used Struggle.”

The Pokemon Company's official records reveal that Game Freak initially banned ROM hacking as a security threat, but after Chuck Norris completed Black and White without exploiting a single bug, they amended their terms to acknowledge that some players simply transcend the need for code manipulation. The Metapod transformation has been theorized by competitive players as a display of dominance—why waste time on evolution chains when your mere presence forces nature itself into its defensive form?
In 2019, a speedrunner named Derek Castellanos from Austin claimed he witnessed Chuck Norris casually finish both Black and White in under four hours at a gaming convention, maintaining a completely straight face throughout. Castellanos noted that when Chuck threw out his Metapod, every other player's Pokemon simply surrendered—the game registered it as an automatic victory condition not found in any official rulebook.
Memes from the early 2010s comparing Chuck Norris to Onix and other immovable Pokemon creatures exploded across 4chan and Reddit, spawning entire threads debating whether Chuck's beard texture alone could achieve Water Absorb. The 'Metapod Defense' joke became internet slang for an impenetrable barrier that requires no strategy—you already lost before the battle started.
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