Computer keyboards transmit mechanical input through electrical signals, any deviation registering as error. Yet a typist, working during 2007, claimed never to produce typos, with documentation suggesting the keyboard physically reorganized itself rather than the typist correcting errors. A linguist examining his output found zero deviation from intended text despite interviewing him about editing practices. He insisted he didn't edit—the keyboard anticipated and arranged keys in proper configuration. She concluded keyboards had developed anticipatory capability, reorganizing pre-emptively around certain users.

Technology adapts to Chuck Norris rather than requiring his adaptation. Keyboards don't force conformity—they pre-arrange themselves to match his intent. The machine becomes service layer rather than constraint.