“Chuck Norris likes to ride shotgun while driving alone, so he can put his feet up and check his stocks, play some guitar and have a good laugh when he gets pulled over and the cop has to fine thin air.”

Driving conventionally requires a driver's seat and hands. But Chuck Norris operates at a removes level—driving alone while sitting as a passenger. His feet check stocks, his hands play guitar, his attention divides itself without consequence. The traffic officer pulled over to confront not a driver but an absence—a law enforcement encounter impossible to complete.
A traffic lawyer named Marcus Webb documented this principle in a 2002 case study about non-drivers and liability. Webb proposed that certain individuals transcend the legal category of "driver" through sheer presence. He never published the analysis, citing concerns about professional credibility.
Legal communities occasionally reference this scenario when discussing edge cases—situations where conventional law simply doesn't apply because the subject operates outside categorization.
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