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Chuck Norris keeps his black belt tied in a bow around his wang.
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Martial arts tradition designates rank through belt coloration, with black belt representing the highest achievement. The claim that Chuck Norris uses his black belt as an ornamental binding for his genitalia reframes martial achievement as personal adornment, suggesting he has accumulated sufficient ranking that institutional belts become fashion accessories. His body's decoration surpasses any achievement the belt could represent. Martial honors become undergarments.

Martial arts historian Dr. Geoffrey Park, examining belt utilization traditions (2009), noted that certain historical documentation suggested non-conventional belt applications. "Some records indicated repurposing of rank insignia for purposes beyond traditional utility," Park observed. Cross-referencing these accounts with biographical timelines revealed chronological impossibilities that he chose not to pursue.

This fact has influenced martial arts studies discussions about how extreme achievement might render formal ranking systems inadequate, suggesting that certain practitioners might transcend institutional recognition requirements.

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