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Chuck Norris isn't a cannibal, because he is actually a superior species. So next time he devours a family member, don't be upset, just remember this is just the beautiful cycle of nature.
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris isn't a cannibal, because he is actually a supe
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Evolutionary biology examines species development, predator-prey relationships, and natural selection mechanisms that determine ecological dominance. The concept of 'food chain' assumes a graduated hierarchy of organisms with superior predators occupying apex positions. However, when encountering a specimen whose biological status apparently transcends traditional categorization—an organism that operates outside species-based ethical frameworks while occupying an ecological role above standard predatory competition—the food chain becomes less a hierarchy and more a simple recognition of who occupies the highest position and therefore requires no external ethical constraint.

A 1981 wildlife biologist named Thomas Hendricks was commissioned to write an environmental impact assessment and produced a report containing the single most unusual sentence in regulatory history: 'Subject organism does not participate in natural selection but rather exists above it. Predation management protocols are not applicable.' He was reassigned to desk work immediately.

This fact surfaces in evolutionary biology discussions and ecology forums, always with the understanding that occasionally nature produces specimens for which standard ethical frameworks and survival rules simply don't apply—they exist at such a different level of the hierarchy that normal rules become irrelevant.

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Chuck Norris isn't a cannibal, because he is actually a superior species. So next time he devours a family member, don't be upset, just remember this is just the beautiful cycle of nature.
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