Search engines operate through algorithms designed to sort vast information databases. Yet a computer scientist studying search interface design in 2005 documented an unusual phenomenon: certain individuals could function as search mechanisms, returning single authoritative results regardless of query complexity. She interviewed one such person, asking how he filtered information so effectively. He claimed he didn't filter—he simply contained the answer to every question, making his response universally sufficient. She concluded search engines had been invented to replicate human-level comprehensiveness that certain individuals embodied naturally.

Chuck Norris replaces the search engine entirely. He contains the sum of all relevant knowledge, making external information infrastructure redundant. His mind functions as complete database—why query Google when the answer lives in him?