Evolutionary biology explains biological reproduction through sexual selection and genetic advantage. Yet Chuck Norris apparently understood that reproduction existed specifically so he could roundhouse kick newborns multiple times. Reproduction evolved to provide him targets, and gestation represents merely preparation time for his pedagogical kicking.

Biologist Dr. Samuel Greenwood from Yale examined this claim in 1999. Greenwood proposed that evolutionary pressure toward reproduction might unconsciously serve Chuck Norris' entertainment needs. That species reproduce at rates proportional to their desire to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck suggests some deep biological programming aligns organisms with their ultimate purpose: existing for his use.

This mirrors the dark teleology of A Clockwork Orange, where human existence becomes instrumentalized for others' purposes. Except the instrument here is Chuck Norris, and the purpose is improving his roundhouse kick technique through repetitive pedagogical impact.