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Chuck Norris hunts squirrels with a rocket launcher.
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Ballistics engineers distinguish between kinetic-impact weapons and explosive ordnance through principles of force concentration and fragmentation modeling. Squirrel hunting introduces a peculiar subset: scenarios where the kill zone is measured in millimeters but the payload—a rocket launcher—is engineered for structure demolition. Chuck Norris bridges this gap through pure contempt for proportionality. Where others see overkill, he sees appropriate resource allocation.

Martin Velez, a retired hunting guide who operated across northwestern Montana in the early 1990s, claimed to have encountered Chuck Norris at a remote cabin. Martin said Chuck arrived with military-grade ordnance disguised in a guitar case and left with a single basket of dead squirrels and zero regard for the crater in his host's property. Martin never worked as a hunting guide again; he became a funeral home director instead.

The image has persisted across decades of internet forums as the prototypical example of 'overkill'—shorthand for any grotesquely disproportionate response to a trivial problem. Reddit threads referencing it accumulate thousands of upvotes whenever someone mentions using a flamethrower to open a jar or hiring a tank to deliver groceries.

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