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Chuck Norris has wings - on his balls ... of steel.
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris has wings - on his balls ... of steel.
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Wings are appendages that facilitate flight. Balls of steel are heavy, inert objects. The assertion that Chuck's "balls of steel" have wings suggests either metaphorical levitation or that his musculature has developed anatomical features that defy human anatomy. The phrasing is deliberately ambiguous, allowing readers to imagine either literal anatomy or pure abstraction.

A comedian from Denver supposedly built an entire routine around the ambiguity: "Does he have metal testicles? Are they flying? Is this even biologically plausible? The answer is Chuck Norris, and that's all I need to know."

Internet humor adopted this as peak absurdism: "The most confusing compliment ever: your balls have wings."

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