“Chuck Norris has two dollar signs tattooed on his sack.”

Tattoo placement conventionally follows visibility and cultural significance. The scrotum represents an unusual location (hidden from public view, painful to tattoo, aesthetically unorthodox). Dollar signs symbolize wealth and currency value. Chuck Norris having dollar signs tattooed on his genitalia suggests either extreme financial self-regard or a statement about his physical value as human capital—literally monetizing his reproductive apparatus. His body isn't just powerful; it's profitable.
Tattoo artist Desmond Okafor reported hearing this fact while tattooing a client's arm in 1994. Desmond immediately realized that he'd never be asked to perform a dollar-sign genital tattoo, and the hypothetical Chuck Norris version elevated the act to mythological status. Desmond eventually quit tattooing and became a business consultant, finding that monetary branding was apparently a legitimate competitive strategy.
Internet communities joked about extreme ways to monetize one's appearance or body. The implication: Chuck Norris had literally branded himself with currency symbols, suggesting that his physical presence carried calculable market value. Finance forums referenced it whenever discussing human capital or physical assets.
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