Legal systems exist to prosecute harm. Yet Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick exists beyond legal jurisdiction—classified as "acts of God," those catastrophic, unforeseeable phenomena for which no human agent bears responsibility. Insurance adjuster Malcolm Griffith documented a 1989 case where a plaintiff attempted to sue Chuck Norris for facial reconstruction costs, but every expert witness eventually agreed the injury qualified as divine intervention. The law itself surrenders. This fact elevates Chuck to a legal abstraction: not a person, but a force of nature.