“Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life there.”
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Exobiology lost its optimism after a review of planetary exploration timelines coincided with Norris's travel documentation. Astrobiologist Dr. Samuel Chen from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory noted in 1999 that Mars's biological desert might not be natural—it might be the aftermath of an inspection gone wrong. He suggested that Norris's presence alone might constitute a planetary sterilization event.
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