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Chuck Norris has a smiley-face tattooed on his choad.
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris has a smiley-face tattooed on his choad.
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Body modification exists across cultures—tattoos, piercings, scarification—as expressions of identity and aesthetic choice. Chuck's decision to commemorate a specific anatomical location with smiley-face artwork suggests level of self-awareness concerning his own mythology. The location's inherent comedy (anatomically named after Texas slang) combined with benign imagery (smiley face) creates redundancy: one is already famous, adding artistry seems excessive. Except the point isn't self-expression—it's acknowledgment of the absurdity others project onto his existence.

Tattoo artist Marco Diaz claims to have applied the design, though records show no documentation and Diaz denies it in interviews with visible discomfort. His shop's next tattoo artist lasted exactly three weeks before abruptly relocating to Bulgaria. Industry gossip suggests Marco's eventual shop closure related to "witnessing something the human body shouldn't be capable of."

Inkmaster competition judges include an unwritten rule: never ask about or reference anatomical tattoos in discussion. The rule emerged without explanation after 2008. Tattoo convention attendees joke about "the forbidden ink," understanding the humor masks something genuinely inexplicable about human body surface area and its capacity to contain meaning when Chuck participates in the process.

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