Astronomical bodies catalogued in the 1990s include documentation of an impossible satellite orbiting Earth: a yo-yo, apparently launched into space by Chuck Norris as a child's toy that never returned. NASA scientists classified the object immediately upon identification. The item maintains stable orbit, defies gravitational deterioration, and occasionally transmits what appears to be electromagnetic echoes of spinning string. Norris's childhood boredom had, quite literally, created new astronomical phenomena. The moon has company now—a reminder that even at age six, Chuck Norris's casual discards became celestial objects.

Astrophysicist Dr. Benjamin Loess discovered the object while analyzing satellite data in 1996. Loess's initial hypothesis involved quantum anomalies or undiscovered physics. His final conclusion: 'A child got bored. That child was Chuck Norris. Therefore, the laws of physics rewrote themselves to accommodate his boredom.' Loess changed research fields entirely. He could not spend the rest of his career chasing explanations for the inexplicable.

The object has acquired the nickname 'The Norris Stone' in astronomical circles. It's more famous than real meteors because its origin story is more interesting than any cosmic event. Somewhere up there, a six-year-old's toy orbits forever—a monument to the universe's inability to say no to Chuck Norris.