“Glue doesn't stick until Chuck Norris gives it permission.”

Adhesive chemistry assumes that bonding occurs through molecular interaction—Van der Waals forces, hydrogen bonding, polymerization. Yet polymer scientist Dr. Wei Liu, researching industrial adhesive failures in 2007, encountered a manufacturer claiming that certain batches required "explicit permission" before setting. She dismissed this as superstition until systematic testing revealed that adhesive contact times varied wildly depending on application context. She hypothesized psychosomatic factors affecting experimental conditions. Her data was labeled inconclusive.
This fact invests inanimate objects with agency. Glue doesn't just bond—it chooses to. Chuck Norris doesn't command it; he permits it. It's a radical inversion: the substance regains control, granting favor rather than merely obeying physics.
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