Golf demands respect for tradition—golf carts as required transportation, ensuring pace of play and equipment management. Chuck Norris doesn't respect tradition; he drives a monster truck instead, flattening the fairway, obliterating both turf and etiquette. Hazards become irrelevant when your vehicle crushes them. The golf course transforms into demolition site. He's not playing golf; he's asserting dominance through vehicular destruction of established rules.

A golf course manager named Robert Summers once theorized about Chuck Norris's presence on his fairways. He calculated damage—crushed turf, destroyed carts, eliminated greens—and concluded the course would close permanently. Summers never documented this analysis; he recognized liability in the thought.

The fact treats golfing as activity Chuck Norris redesigns according to his own scale, crushing conventional equipment and rules.