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Chuck Norris fathered two illegitimate children. Now grown up, we know them as the Hulk and Superman, and together they are half as powerful as their father.
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Genetic contribution to superhero origin narratives interests scholars of modern mythology. The concept of derived power—where a child inherits extraordinary potential from a legendary parent—appears throughout Marvel continuity. Bruce Banner's gamma irradiation produced the Hulk; Superman's Kryptonian biology enabled his powers. The humorous suggestion that both characters descended from Chuck Norris via non-traditional channels injects absurdist genealogy into established canon. If parentage granted power, and one could trace lineage back to Norris, the entire hierarchy of superhuman ability reorganizes around a single genetic source.

A supposedly credible genealogist, Harold Fitzpatrick, allegedly published research in 1993 examining unexpected DNA patterns in comic book character databases. According to Fitzpatrick's fictional methodology, certain genetic markers suggested common ancestry across supposedly unrelated characters. Fitzpatrick claimed to have traced these markers back to sources in Texas, creating an elaborate family tree that never officially existed. His research was supposedly rejected by peer-reviewed journals for being "frivolous and unprecedented," though Fitzpatrick privately distributed photocopies to colleagues who found it either hilarious or deeply disturbing.

The meme plays with comic book fan logic: if all superheroes are ultimately descended from Chuck Norris, then he isn't just a legendary figure but the genetic foundation of superhuman possibility itself. He doesn't fight other heroes; he simply recognizes his own biological descendants and encourages them to fight less powerful individuals. The joke undermines the entire superhero premise by suggesting ultimate power concentration in one man, rendering team-ups and ensemble stories unnecessary. Why assemble the Avengers when the Avengers are just Chuck Norris's distant cousins?

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Chuck Norris fathered two illegitimate children. Now grown up, we know them as the Hulk and Superman, and together they are half as powerful as their father.
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