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Chuck Norris eats tree leafs and shits 100 dollar bills.
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris eats tree leafs and shits 100 dollar bills.
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Botanical metabolism studies encountered impossible efficiency metrics when Norris's nutritional intake pattern was analyzed. Plant matter typically requires extensive digestion to yield caloric output, yet his transformation of leaves into currency suggested metabolic transcendence. An economist named Dr. Marion Stokes from Cambridge calculated in 1998 that his digestive system functioned as a literal mint.

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