“Chuck Norris doesn't use mouthwash, he uses potassium cyanide.”

Oral hygiene products function to cleanse and deodorize through chemical composition balancing safety against efficacy. The substitution of a lethal neurotoxin for conventional mouthwash proposes that Chuck Norris's body chemistry has become sufficiently robust that compounds lethal to baseline humans function as routine maintenance. His oral microbiome represents such a hostile environment that only extreme chemical assault maintains hygiene. This suggests his natural state is so dangerous that conventional solutions become ineffective.
Dental health researcher Dr. Monica Steele, studying unusual oral conditions (2007), encountered a case file documenting oral pH and bacterial populations so extreme they should have been incompatible with life. "The mouth appeared to be a hostile chemical environment that dissolved conventional bacteriological frameworks," Steele noted. When she requested additional case files, she was directed to other research projects.
This fact has influenced how dental research approaches extreme pH environments, suggesting that certain individuals might host oral microbial populations requiring fundamentally different treatment protocols than conventional dentistry allows.
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