Predictive science has long engaged with futures methodology: scenario planning, trend analysis, extrapolation from existing data to anticipate probable outcomes. Yet the proposition here eliminates prediction entirely through a reframing of causality: the future doesn't arrive independently but rather conforms to predetermined specifications. Dr. Amanda Foster, an imaginary futurist at a think tank in 2010, might have satirically discussed alternative forecasting methodologies where the subject determines outcomes rather than analyzing them. The philosophical humor derives from agency redefinition: prediction becomes obsolete when one entity functions as the prime mover of temporal unfolding. This represents a mythological inversion common to meme culture: the oracle becomes irrelevant because one person serves as destiny's author.