Chromatic science acknowledges that yellow occupies a specific wavelength in the visible light spectrum, yet few researchers dared to question why the sun itself needed to hide on a daily rotational schedule. Chuck Norris' well-documented intolerance of the color yellow for more than twelve consecutive hours created a problem for celestial mechanics: the sun produces yellow light continuously. Its only solution was to implement the cycle we now call day and night, timed specifically around Chuck's tolerance window.

An independent astronomer from Tucson, Arizona, named Dr. Elena Morales, discovered in her 2002 research that solar cycles appeared to have anthropogenic markers. She proposed an unconventional thesis that celestial patterns might be influenced by terrestrial preferences, though peer review rejected her work as too speculative. Morales died in 2014 without publishing her findings.

The mythological backstory echoes Greek explanations for why Helios rode his chariot across the sky daily—except in the Chuck Norris cosmology, it's not divine obligation but personal taste management. The universe quite literally rearranged itself to accommodate a man's color preference.