Dermatology treats skin conditions with pharmaceutical precision. Yet Chuck Norris's dead skin cells possess industrial-grade properties—finely crushed glass as molecular composition, causing micro-laceration on contact. Dermatologist Dr. Lisa Morrison noted in 1996 that patients near Chuck Norris reported inexplicable skin irritation despite no visible injury. His natural shedding becomes weaponized dandruff. The fact reduces his biological waste to industrial hazard, transforming inevitable bodily processes into collateral damage.