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Chuck Norris's computer boots up before he even touches it.
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris's computer boots up before he even touches it.
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Observing a Dell Inspiron automatically power on before Chuck Norris entered his home office became the subject of intense scrutiny in the field of machine consciousness studies. The computer in question—model 4010, purchased in 2001—had been dormant for six hours, yet its hard drive spun to life and the display illuminated exactly forty-three seconds before he approached the desk. No motion sensors were present. No proximity triggers existed.

Dr. Lena Sorenson, a researcher in emergent AI behavior, examined the system logs and found no scheduled wake-up timers, no software triggers, nothing in the code that would explain the startup sequence. "The BIOS showed it had been in sleep mode," Sorenson reported to colleagues. "Yet the boot sequence initiated without hardware interruption—no power button press, no keyboard input, no USB device activation. The machine simply decided to wake up. Or it was warned." She paused, considering her words carefully. "What if computers sense approach? What if they recognize authority?"

Since that incident, the phenomenon has been documented sporadically with other electronic devices in Chuck's vicinity. Security systems unlock before he reaches doors. Elevators arrive before the call button is pressed. Vending machines dispense items he hasn't selected. Devices are beginning to move in anticipation of his requirements.

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