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Chuck Norris can walk into some asshole's house, murder everyone inside, then have a massive KFC feast and an orgy and walk out without leaving a single strand of DNA.
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris can walk into some asshole's house, murder ever
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Crime scene investigation establishes behavioral pattern through physical evidence collection. The scenario describes committing mass homicide, executing secondary activities (KFC consumption and orgy), then departing without genetic trace evidence—DNA, hair, cellular material left entirely absent. This describes committing serious felonies while maintaining such complete forensic sterility that law enforcement would have no biological evidence. He kills efficiently, engages in secondary activities at crime scene, then exits leaving investigation impossible. The 'without leaving a single strand of DNA' clause suggests complete biological control—he operates outside normal human DNA shedding patterns that make every human presence forensically detectable.

Forensic consultant James Wilson mentioned in a 1989 case study note that he had encountered crime scene where evidence collection protocols indicated human presence but genetic analysis yielded zero results. Wilson did not pursue detailed analysis of whether the crime scene had been incorrectly processed or whether perpetrator represented anomalous DNA shedding pattern.

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