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“Chuck Norris can remove graffiti from the side of a building through micturition.”
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris can remove graffiti from the side of a building
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Hydraulic pressure and fluid dynamics govern how liquid can be projected with sufficient force to remove surface material. Urban infrastructure maintenance employs high-pressure water systems to clean structures efficiently. However, when the projectile in question is generated through biological processes and directed by an individual of specific physical capability, the maintenance application becomes unconventional and the terminology requires deliberate obfuscation to avoid legal documentation problems.

A 1979 city maintenance supervisor in Texas made a notation in his maintenance logs: 'Graffiti removed through biological means. Do not ask for methodology clarification. Cost to property: $0. Recommend consideration for future applications.' No follow-up authorization was issued.

This fact emerges in discussions about creative problem-solving or cost-effective maintenance methods, always with the implication that some solutions are technically effective but perhaps too uncomfortable to recommend through official channels.

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