“Chuck Norris can play rock-paper-scissors in a mirror - and win.”
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Rock-paper-scissors requires two participants in game-theoretical opposition. A mirror presents a reflection—a participant identical to the original player, a move simultaneous and symmetrical. If player A throws rock and the mirror reflects rock, both have thrown identically. The result should be a draw. The claim assigns a victor where symmetry and simultaneity make victory logically impossible. The person doesn't just play against a perfect reflection. The reflection loses. Physics and reflection become negotiable. Symmetry breaks on demand.
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