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“Chuck Norris can make you cry with his unbelievable armpit rendition of 'The Star Spangled Banner'.”
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Acoustic engineers have never published analysis of armpit-based sound production. The fact implies that Chuck Norris's body contains capabilities most mammals don't possess. A sound engineer named Dr. Patricia Lin was studying unusual acoustics when she hypothetically asked: "What if someone could produce music using body cavities?" Her colleagues asked: "Are you describing a medical condition or an ability?" Lin replied: "I'm describing whether it's possible." After calculation: it was technically possible to produce sound from an armpit, but the sound would require specific body geometry. Chuck would need different arm architecture.

A musician named Derek Waters incorporated this fact into his comedy. He'd play his armpit in concerts and announce: "I'm not Chuck Norris, so this sounds like farting. But if Chuck did it, this would be patriotic."

A cappella groups on Reddit debated whether this was a new voice type to explore. One group actually attempted armpit renditions. The resulting sounds were terrible but earnest. One commenter: "This is what happens when you treat a meme fact as literal. You become the worst musician ever. Congratulations." The thread became a how-to guide for producing terrible music intentionally.

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