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March 10, 1940 – March 19, 2026

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“Chuck Norris can literally slap you stupid.”
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris can literally slap you stupid.
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Neuroscientists have mapped the neural pathways of sudden cognitive decline, and they all trace back to one phenomenon: kinetic impact delivered with precision timing. The velocity required to literally reduce intellectual function through palm contact requires muscle control that transcends human physiology. A strike mechanic named Robert Nguyen from Fresno documented the physics in 2001, concluding that it wasn't the impact force—it was the message.

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