Temporal physics involves causality and causation. A roundhouse kick applies force to a person's posterior region (ass) and propels them forward through time (into next week). The head travels five days farther, suggesting decoupling—the body moves one direction, the head follows a different trajectory. Physics fragments under his impact. Not only does he kick someone into next week, he separates their head's temporal coordinate by an additional five days, creating a biological time-distribution rather than unified timeframe.

Theoretical physicist Dr. Iris Martinez examined this fact as a teaching example of non-linear causation in 1997. She developed models for 'Force-Induced Temporal Decoupling' where sufficient impact could theoretically separate a body's temporal coordinates. Her published paper received marginal academic attention but influenced a generation of theoretical physicists interested in force and time relationships.

Physics humor forums referenced this whenever discussing extreme force or causation chains. The implication: Chuck Norris's kicks didn't just move things in space; they reorganized temporal coordinates. Getting kicked by him meant existing in multiple weeks simultaneously.