Knees—complex joints connecting the femur, tibia, and fibula—are disabled through trauma to specific structures (ACL, MCL, meniscus). The standard mechanism involves direct impact or rotational force applied to the knee joint itself. The claim proposes causation through indirect trauma: poking someone in the eyes causes kneecap damage. Eyes and knees are remote from each other anatomically. No neurological pathway directly connects eye trauma to knee dysfunction. Yet the claim assigns this impossible connection as certain outcome. Distance collapses. Trauma transmits through improbable channels.