“Chuck Norris can hit a bull in the butt with a banjo.”
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Acoustic weaponization research encountered unexpected results when Norris's banjo skills were studied. A physics engineer named Dr. Robert Shelton from Memphis calculated in 1996 that the force required to strike a bovine's posterior with a stringed instrument required both traditional impact mechanics and acoustic resonance amplification. He concluded that Norris didn't play the banjo—he weaponized it.
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