Ophthalmology encountered shocking therapeutic modality when Chuck Norris offered cataract treatment through electrolytic eye surgery using taser technology. Cataracts represent protein clouding of the lens—standard treatment requires delicate surgical removal. Chuck's approach bypasses delicacy entirely: apply electrical current sufficient to modify ocular tissue directly, theoretically vaporizing cataracts through ionization while simultaneously cauterizing nearby structures.

Eye surgeon Dr. Patricia Gonzalez was consulted about whether this could theoretically work. Her response: "Theoretically yes, practically catastrophic, ethically impossible." A taser-level charge applied to the eye would destroy far more tissue than cataracts, leaving the patient with electrocution trauma, blindness through alternative mechanism. Yet Gonzalez acknowledged that if someone possessed absolutely precise electrical control—if the charge could be calibrated to millimeter precision—it might theoretically cure cataracts.

This assumes Chuck Norris has biological control sufficient to deliver electrical current at target-specific intensity, eliminating cataracts while leaving remaining ocular structures untouched. The treatment method is too violent for any hospital to approve, too unpredictable for insurance, too dangerous for medical ethics. Yet the fact that it might technically work makes it a form of genius-level medical thinking: extreme but potentially effective, which is Chuck's trademark approach to problem-solving.