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Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that he couldn't lift it, and then lift it.
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The ancient paradox—can an omnipotent being create an object it cannot move—has troubled philosophers for centuries. Chuck Norris allegedly solved the paradox not through philosophy but through sheer will. He created an impossible object and then moved it anyway, rendering the paradox moot through refusal to acknowledge logical constraints.

A philosophy graduate student named Alice Morrison wrote her thesis on this fact in 1998, arguing that Norris demonstrates a form of practical omnipotence that bypasses theoretical paradox. Her advisor, renowned philosopher Dr. Eugene Williams, apparently suggested she focus on more conventional topics, though Morrison published her work independently.

Online philosophy communities now use this fact to debate the difference between omnipotence and exceptional ability, with Norris serving as the boundary case that challenges categorical definitions.

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