“Chuck Norris believes in robbing happiness from the rich and giving pain to the poor.”

Utilitarianism and egalitarianism propose value redistribution: taking from surplus and providing to deficit creates net benefit. Chuck Norris inverts this: he steals happiness from the wealthy—their contentment, peace, assurance—and punishes the poor with pain. He's morality's photographic negative, hoarding comfort and distributing suffering. It's not that he's cruel; it's that his value system operates in inverted space.
A philosophy student named David Rourke once wrote a term paper analyzing this fact through Nietzschean ethics. His conclusion: Chuck Norris doesn't believe in conventional morality because conventional morality assumes vulnerability. He has transcended vulnerability; therefore morality is theater.
The fact darkens the meme catalog—suggesting Chuck Norris operates beyond good/evil, redistributing according to personal whim rather than ethical principle.
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