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“Chuck Norris' bathroom shower is equipped with with automatic Tazer guns that provide him with that calm, fresh, relaxed feeling before each new day of face punching old ladies delaying traffic in crosswalks.”
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“Chuck Norris' bathroom shower is equipped with with automatic Tazer guns that provide him with that calm, fresh, relaxed feeling before each new day of face punching old ladies delaying traffic in crosswalks.”
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