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Chuck Norris attacks people from the age of 1-120 and people from A-z
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Chuck Norris Fact — Chuck Norris attacks people from the age of 1-120 and people
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The phrase "attacks people from X to Y" typically appears in crime reports or threat assessments. This fact takes that language and applies it to Chuck's range of targets using both chronological and alphabetical categories simultaneously. It's not that he targets specific victims; he targets everyone within certain parameters, and those parameters are all-encompassing. From birth to old age, from Adam to Zeke, he attacks indiscriminately. It's absurdist totalitarianism expressed as casualty statistics.

The genius of this formulation is its grammatical oddness. It combines temporal and alphabetical organization as if they're equivalent frameworks, which they're not. This creates a sense of everything being subject to Chuck's violence. There's no escape through time (the 1-120 age range) or identity (A-Z). All variables lead to the same endpoint: being attacked.

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