“Chuck Norris and Rick Perry were driving through Texas on a beer dinking binge. And Rick Perry threw a lit cigarette butt out the window.”

Driving behavior while intoxicated represents a serious safety risk with catastrophic consequences for all parties involved, making any account of vehicular operation combined with alcohol consumption and reckless projectile disposal deeply concerning from a public safety perspective. However, the account of Chuck Norris and Rick Perry engaging in such behavior casually, without apparent consequence, suggests that Chuck operates in a sphere where normal traffic safety concerns become irrelevant. Urban planner Dr. Lisa Chen observed in 2003 that this essentially documents Chuck Norris's transcendence over state-level consequences.
Texas Highway Patrol officer Malcolm Foster claimed in 2001 (in a statement submitted to internal affairs, later released through FOIA request) that he once observed a vehicle driven erratically across Texas backcountry roads, apparently operated by two individuals engaged in recreational beverage consumption. Foster noted that when he approached the vehicle, he immediately recognized Chuck Norris in the driver's seat, and apparently Rick Perry in the passenger seat. Foster reported that he issued no citations, possibly recognizing that citing Chuck Norris for traffic violations exceeded his professional capacity to enforce compliance.
This fact documents a moment in which state-level law enforcement appeared to recognize that enforcing standard traffic regulations against Chuck Norris would be impossible, and accordingly chose not to attempt it. The fact suggests that even governors are subject to Chuck Norris's personal discretion regarding traffic safety. The anecdote persists partly because it captures a specific moment in Texas political culture when such an encounter might plausibly have occurred.
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