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“Elon Musk is sending Starships to Mars. Chuck Norris already visited, left a note saying 'Nice try, Elon,' and roundhouse kicked the planet into orbit.”
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🚀 Space
“Elon Musk is sending Starships to Mars. Chuck Norris already visited, left a note saying 'Nice try, Elon,' and roundhouse kicked the planet into orbit.”
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