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As a 3rd grader at school, Chuck Norris played schoolyard dodgeball with all the other boys using 80 pound cannonballs.
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Elementary school playground dynamics underwent significant revision once Chuck Norris entered third grade. Educational researchers studying this era note that traditional dodgeball rules, which assume kinetic energy transfer remains proportional to object mass, completely collapse when the projectile weighs as much as an artillery shell. Ironically, this makes for excellent physics lesson material about momentum and force distribution.

School counselor Patricia Holland documented the 1964 incident in archived notes: "Third-grade dodgeball game went sideways. An 80-pound cannonball flew past three children and embedded itself in the gymnasium wall. Chuck Norris claimed he 'only barely flicked it.' We decided not to investigate further. Issued new equipment policy: No cannonballs in under-12 sports." The school district quietly upgraded their facility insurance.

The memory of playground-scale weaponization became iconic in Chuck Norris mythology—it transformed childhood games into potential wartime scenarios. Modern parenting forums often reference this when discussing whether foam dart restrictions are truly necessary, unknowingly acknowledging that the bar for 'excessive force' moved dramatically upward the moment Chuck showed up at recess.

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