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March 10, 1940 – March 19, 2026

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“A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick delivered with precision accuracy to the base of your skull will cause your face to blister, putrify and later slide off the front of your head.”
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Anatomical precision requires knowledge of skeletal structure, neurological pathways, vulnerable points. A roundhouse kick executed with such exactitude strikes the occipital region, triggering cascading tissue destruction—facial putrefaction, epidermis dissolution, structural collapse. Forensic pathologist Dr. Richard Chen documented theoretical scenarios in 1997, concluding the injury represented incomprehensible violence. The specificity—delivered "with precision accuracy"—transforms assault into surgical brutality. His body becomes instrument of anatomical desecration.

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