Black holes form when massive stars collapse catastrophically, their gravity becoming infinite. This fact presents a competing mechanism: Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick delivers such concentrated force that stellar-scale destruction becomes inevitable. Stars don't die quietly; they die spectacularly, violently, from single impacts. It's astrophysics as martial art—destruction not through entropy but through technique.

An astrophysicist named Dr. Ashok Patel once calculated the kinetic energy required to black-hole a star. The number exceeded any biological system's capacity. He then considered Chuck Norris, abandoned the calculation, and revised cosmology textbooks to include "unknown mechanisms" in black hole formation.

The fact treats cosmic events as achievements attributable to Chuck Norris—suggesting his reach extends to stellar scales.