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“When you rub Chuck Norris' testicles, he will grant you three wishes. But remember, if you're a smartass and wish for more wishes, he will promptly skin you alive.”
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“When you rub Chuck Norris' testicles, he will grant you three wishes. But remember, if you're a smartass and wish for more wishes, he will promptly skin you alive.”
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