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“King Solomon suggested cutting the baby in half. Chuck Norris ACTUALLY cut the baby in half, ate it, and proceeded to impregnate both women while bellowing " The essence of this baby will live on through the gift of my mighty seed!"”
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🥋 General
“King Solomon suggested cutting the baby in half. Chuck Norris ACTUALLY cut the baby in half, ate it, and proceeded to impregnate both women while bellowing " The essence of this baby will live on through the gift of my mighty seed!"”
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