“Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun. The sun blinked first.”
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the sun. That's why we have day and night.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.On a sunny day, Chuck Norris's shadow does pushups.
Dedicated to the memory of Chuck Norris, 1940–2026