“Chuck Norris once ran 3857689753872893687 kilometers in 0.000000001 seconds in wet cement while pulling a 783769718-wheeler truck full of 75939284869686 cubic meters of very heavy objects. [insert the phrase "over 9000!" many times here, please]”

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